I'm an Internet Guru

in response to all the emails i've been getting

Hi there,

I'm sure I have met you in my blog, otherwise you won't be seeing this.

Let me tell you the greatest thing about the Internet today is that you can make loads of money and I'm glad to find this speaker who can let you know how. His name is Adrian Lim.

Who is he you might ask?

Adrian Lim has been successfuly branded several marketing ideas, such as "Mad Cow" and "Green Cow"and has turned into a worldwide phenomenon. He has also revolutionize the "talking crap" creativity that many people have been astounded for decades to come.

He is also the man behind the "I drink damn alot of coffee until I can get to hospital" method and now he shall share with you this revolutionary method because he can't seem to be rich with this method BUT he shall be rich by teaching you guys and you pay him the cash method :)

If you would like to know more, I'll be happy to see your wallet you. Let us help you be poorer more rich that you can ever imagine!

Facebook addicted

Just to add a post in regards to Facebook. Initially a website that I do not understand to a point of marvel engineering of software and web.

I got introduced to Facebook by (if) and that was by accident. They needed people to add so I put my name and my ugliest mugshot in town (deleted already). When I went to the home screen, the horror that I thought of so many different things that are happening. 20 vampire bites, 30 shot kills, 50 pies thrown, and many more. I closed it without a second thought, thinking OMG I'm that old and people younger than me are finally using a system which I cannot comprehend ( as a software techie couple of years ago and a software developer now, it hurts when you see little kids use software or something on the web that you don't understand T_T).

So then my friend Harvey introduced this game of Triumph, which basically is a military game which launches different armies of infantry, tanks and jets together. Seeing that most of my friends (if not all) are in facebook already, I have to give it a shot. To go into the unknown that I feared and got bested the most.

After trying to filter the endless trudges of what is needed and what is all stuff of fancy, I finally found out that you install Applications to your Facebook. This by itself I believe is probably one if not the only one thing genius about it. It's like your computer is on the website and you install applications, genius. After that, I installed Triumph and started playing. And then I recognise the marvel of the software engineering that is Facebook.

This brings me back to those days when computers didn't have colour, and everything that you want to use wasn't point and click. It was typing on a screen and hopefully it'll run the game that you wanted. You put in a 5.25" piece of magnetic strip covered in disk into the drive and hope it runs your 4-16 color game, and you hope that you didn't bend it if not you wasted your money. And in those days, computers were horrendously expensive. It's a luxury item that you buy, like a VAIO today or even worse, a VAIO small PC (the small handheld one, last I heard it's 10k now).

As the rate of things evolve, I would like to thank the developers of it all. True, the hardware does provide the forefront of engineering and provides the platform in which we develop, but without the software that encompasses that technology, the hardware will not be famous.

So cheerios to all you nerds out there, and let us code the nation for the better :)

Time goes by too fast.....

As some of you might know, every Sunday evening I'll have dinner with my dad and sometimes he brings his childhood friends. One of them has a daughter which I meet once in a while and became friends. So once in a while we will meet up and talk about gadgets and her shopping and all that.

I just got an sms from my dad that she passed away as she was knocked down by a car in Penang. I was seriously in a state of disbelief when I got that.

Rest in peace Shu Zanne, I'll see you when I get there.

After a hard day of work

After the rushing deadline that we have tried to achieve last Friday, everyone made a sigh of relief and call it for the week. Weekend's coming!

The thing is, I don't like weekends. I won't have anything to do and I have a nagging feeling of my projects ahead until Monday.

Also, my brain on weekends goes on a rewind and thinks back on the past I don't really want to think about.

I need to work, I need to forget.

Streamyx needs to go to hell

Sorry can't seem to blog because of my internet. It's dead.

The cool part in all this is that it's 4 days already. The technician came yesterday, checked it and said that it's from their side.

Then the call support called me to check if it's fixed because the same technician said it's case closed.

....

WTF U GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY THINKING THAT ALL YOUR BALLS TOGETHER CAN COME UP WITH SOME SOLID INFRASTRUCTURE BUT IN ACTUAL FACT YOU GUYS ARE JUST JERKING ON EACH OTHER WHILE SATISFYING YOUR NEEDS WHEN ALL OF US ARE SUFFERING IN THIS HELL HOLE THAT WE CALL STREAMYX MY GOD THE HORROR OF OUR COUNTRY'S MORONIC LOGGING OF CUSTOMER SERIVICE IT'S A WONDER WITH TERRABYTES OF INFORMATION COMPUTERS CAN FUCKING STORE CAN YOU BECOME FUCKING GAY AND JUST HIDE LIKE A FUCKING MORONIC COWARD WHENEVER TROUBLE ARRIVES, YEAH I BET YOU STILL PISS IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Done.